ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

image

(via orgasm)

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(via shavingryansprivates)

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

(via best-days-of-flerm)

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

(via penisandferb)

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

(via penisandferb)

drake-ramoray:

I wanna thank the universe for this gifset

(via offenherzig)

lecterings:

shut up it’s fucking red.

lecterings:

shut up it’s fucking red.